Sorry folks, the earth-is-flat theory is a flat-out lie.
Although we’re getting closer to being (well) done, we’re still rare in results.
Although we’re working toward a cure and getting closer, beware of false promises.
Although we prove new things all the time, some things can’t be disproven.
We’re exploring ways for future longevity, but at present, beware of false promises.
Everyone wants a hangover cure, but you’ll get a headache expecting it soon.